Oh What A Morning!

So it's early morning, and Jackson wakes up. I lay him on my bed to change him, and I guess I just got comfortable with him not peeing on me. So I put a diaper underneath him but I forgot to get a wipe, so I turn around to get the wipe and in my mind I'm thinking, "Oh shoot, I left him wide open!" Before my mind could even wrap my brain around my thought, it was like slow motion. I turn around to see a stream of pee arching up and landing on my freshly washed, comforter. Nooooo! I put my hand over the "jewels" to stop the stream and just waited for the flow to end. Now, my bed is soaked and his pjs are soaked, and Jackson is cooing. So I change him and take all my sheets and comforter off of my bed. Finally, I feed him and things are going well. After a few minutes, I go to burp him, and I feel my arm get all wet. Yes, he threw up all over my arm and all over my bed, again!! Are you kidding me? I get out of bed because the 45 min. I originally started with before I had to get up for work was gone. I took him in the other room to try something different, and he spit up on my shoulder! Good thing I don't get dressed before Mimi gets there!